Hiya! My name is Lexis but people call me Q because it's the first initial of my Chinese name. Anyways, I'm an 19-year-old [born 10.09.1990] college student. I am a proud musician. I also love dogs and other furry animals. I prefer cold weather for some reason. Let's see, I generally like what I do. I'm a pretty down-to-earth, laid-back person who speaks what she feels...Learn more? Lexis
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Two Dead Boys

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys* got up to fight, [*or men]
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,

One was blind and the other couldn't, see
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"

A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,

A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys,
If you don't believe this story’s true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!